Sorry La Mer,

Didn't mean to offend, but I just wonder why you haven't picked up this before as it has been said many times on this and other forums by many different posters.
I also promise not to refer to horses as nags in future as the mules might get upset.
Apart from all that isn't this forum great, the only thing that spoils it are people always knocking other people, and people not wanting to have a bit of fun and a laugh.
Life is to short to be serious all the time.
Have a punt.
Hopefully win.
BUT the most important thing is have a sense of humour, without that all is lost.
You might think I am sometimes crude and post some crazy things but that is my way and I have a great life and am very happy.
Again I apologize for calling Jockeys dwarfs as they are not, they are about 6 inches taller, so I am totally wrong.

Have a great night.

PS I forgot to mention I do know a couple of Jocks and have called them a dwarf to their face and they haven't been offended.
The other thing is how do you know I am not 4ft 6inches tall and just slinging off like the irish do to themselves.