The punter who had just won the $200,000 jackpot on the Melbourne Cup was asked by reporters how he would spend the money.

“Oh, I’ve got that all figured out,” he said.

“First I’ll spend $50,000 on whisky and beer, $50,000 on horses, dogs and cards, and $50,000 on women and wild living!”

“Wow” said one reporter, “and what of the other $50,000?”

Shaking his head in embarrassment, the punter replied, “Oh I will probably just squander that”!

:lol:

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