Thanks Paddy - noticed your plunges and followed a couple myself for a good result - keep them up! Didn't find a posting from the Sandgroper this week, so I was like a fish out of water in the west(had to think for myself for a change). Speaking of keeping them up....
Seamus was walking home from the pub one night when lo and behold he sees one of the Little Folk. He sneaks up and catches him in is stare and demands three wishes for the little mans freedom. "Granted" says the man in green, "but whatever I do for you, Murphy will get twofold!" Now Murphy is no friend of Seamus – they hate each other, but Seamus agrees.
"For my first wish I'd like a huge mansion full of expensive antiques and beautiful women." "Granted”, says the little one, “and of course Murphy gets two!" "For my second wish I'd like a beautiful, sexy, redheaded nymphomaniac." "Granted, and of course Murphy gets two women." Now by this stage Seamus is more than a little annoyed, for the hated Murphy is getting two mansions and two nymphomaniacs.
Suddenly, inspiration hits him "For my third wish, I want you to remove one of my ****************s!"