PADDY'S PENULTIMATE PLUNGES
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 5th 2002

Ascot – (2) Amphritite, (14) I’m Coming Home & (16) Twice

Eagle Farm– (1) Golden Eye, (5) Mister Omega & (7) Zodiac Star

Flemington – (6) Ikaros, (13) Music Star & (15) Goquillo

Morphettville – (1) Lowendale Road, (2) Billancourt & (10) La Paloma

Randwick – (4) Bonbird, (11) God Help Me & (16) Angel Fish

Smile – less effort than frowning!


A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.

The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."

The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.

"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.

"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for the horse."

Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."


While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, why wouldn't I want your horse?"


"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his life."

:lol:

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