Funny Paddy :lol: how about this one

Three leprechauns went off to St Mary's convent and begged an audience with the mother superior.

"well, how can I help you little folk?" asked the Mother Superior.

The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked "Well, mother superior, would you be a knowing any midget nuns here at the convent?"

"Afraid not," replies Mother Superior, "there are no midget nuns here"

With this, two of the leprechauns looked at the third and grinned

"all right then, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland then?"
"Well, no," replied Mother Superior, "none that I know of."

With this, the same two leprechauns looked at the third and started giggling to themselves.

"Well then, in the whole world of nuns, would you know of any midget nuns?"

"No, I wouldn’t - there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" said Mother Superior.

With this, the two leprechauns looked at the third and started laughing loudly.


"And would you please tell me what this is all about?" said the Mother Superior.

The asking leprechaun trying to stop from falling over with laughter, said "well, it seems Mother Superior, that our mate Sean here, has been dating a Penguin."

:lol: