An American tourist was boasting to an Irishman how advanced the Americans are. "Gee, we've even put a man on the moon."

"That's nothing," replied the Irishman,"we're going to put a man on the sun."

"Don't be stupid," said the American," "he'll fry before he even gets there."

"Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night." :lol: