Maybe Sandgroper is right, perhaps we are a bit of a tag-team BB & RJ - seems no-one else wants to play!


Paddy was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing.

So Paddy stood up to leave and fell flat on his face!

He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell again -- right on his face.

Waited a few more minutes, tried again - same result!

So Paddy decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried yet again to stand up. You guessed it, same result - fell flat on his face yet again!


Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.


The next morning, Paddy woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.


"So, you've been out drinking again Paddy!!"

"What makes you say that?" Paddy asked as he put on an innocent look.



"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again!!"

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