I'm sure you will appreciate this one Paddy! :grin:

Two Irishmen, Paddy & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Michael stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of Michael, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Michael blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness."

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.


Paddy looked disgustedly at Michael whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:


"Nice going, Michael! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."