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My psychic powers are not what they once were Paddy. Oops! Now you know my secret!
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My goodness, we have a ridge didge psychic amongst us :grin:
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His personal psychic advisor tells him: "You are going to meet beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is delighted with this news,
"This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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I have a psychic girlfriend. We don't go out. We just sit around at home and she tells me how the evening went.
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A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
After paying her a scandalous amount of money, the psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table and she begins moaning.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Grandaughter? Are you there?"
The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat responds. "Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes grandaughter, it's me," is the response.
"It's really, really you grandmother?" the woman repeats.
"Yes, it's really me grandaughter."
The woman looks puzzled. "You're SURE it's you grandmother?"
"Yes, grandaughter - I'm sure it's me."
The woman pauses a moment. "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child," comes the response.
The woman pauses another moment before asking,
"Grandmother -- when did you learn to speak English?"
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Help Wanted: Psychic. You know where to apply.
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