I'm much obliged Kenchar.

You know, I hope we never meet because there is absolutely no way we could ever get on together. I read your posts and am never sure when you're serious and when you're offended and I always get the impression that my banter is taken the wrong way by you. I can only assure you that my sense of humour, although too dry for many, is almost always well meant. I take very little seriously which alienates me from a lot of people but well do I remember making jokes with my Dad a few months back after his similar encounter with a prostate specialist. We laughed so much the tears were rolling down our cheeks (much as they had during his encounter with the specialist so he says).
For future reference I hold you and your betting methods in the highest regard (even the stop when ahead bit believe it or not) and hope your outcome is as favourable as my Dad's was.
Of course, if you weren't in the least offended and are just having a joke at my expense disregard all this c r a p and good on ya.
The saddest thing is that I sit here writing posts thinking "That will amuse someone" when all the time 90% of forumites are thinking "What's the matter with that pratt, why doesn't he lighten up." Ah well, who gives a ********* (asterisks added by KV to save moderators a job).

KV

Disclaimer: No hidden meanings or jokes in this post. Actually enjoyed the silly systems, realised it was meant to be humorous and foolishly tried to join in. It won't happen again (some hidden meaning in this sentence).