Racehorse doping is not unheard of in Ireland. At one race meeting, the Clerk of the Course spotted a trainer giving something to a horse just before the start of a race. He went over and said, "Doping?" The trainer said, "Indeed not, Sor. 'Tis just lump sugar. Look, I'll take a bit meself.....see?" The Clerk of the Course said, "Sorry, but we have to be careful. As a matter of fact, I like a bit of sugar meself." So the trainer gave him a piece. When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gave his jockey his last minute instructions, "Don't forget the drill. Hold him in 'til the last four furlongs. Don't worry if anything passes ye, it'll be me or the Clerk of the Course!"

For a value bet, look no further than Moonee Valley R10 Green Pick tomorrow - not the worst, but could do with some luck of the irish,or a dose of sugar!!

Hard to find one that's not been used before, hey Magoo (you've done it again) :grin:

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By the way, I did have a little EW, big thankyou!

Must know the same leprechaun !

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Thanks Paddy - noticed your plunges and followed a couple myself for a good result - keep them up! Didn't find a posting from the Sandgroper this week, so I was like a fish out of water in the west(had to think for myself for a change). Speaking of keeping them up....
Seamus was walking home from the pub one night when lo and behold he sees one of the Little Folk. He sneaks up and catches him in is stare and demands three wishes for the little mans freedom. "Granted" says the man in green, "but whatever I do for you, Murphy will get twofold!" Now Murphy is no friend of Seamus – they hate each other, but Seamus agrees.
"For my first wish I'd like a huge mansion full of expensive antiques and beautiful women." "Granted”, says the little one, “and of course Murphy gets two!" "For my second wish I'd like a beautiful, sexy, redheaded nymphomaniac." "Granted, and of course Murphy gets two women." Now by this stage Seamus is more than a little annoyed, for the hated Murphy is getting two mansions and two nymphomaniacs.
Suddenly, inspiration hits him "For my third wish, I want you to remove one of my ****************s!"