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Old 23rd June 2003, 10:20 AM
Hay Chee Hay Chee is offline
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I dont know why you all bet on horses its the jokeys and trainers who decide who wins. why do some horses arive to late and others never get clear or when a trainer has two runers in a race the ruffie wins. I have lernt visulisation you can to and then you can beat the pokies by vusulising the winning lines its a battle between u and machin and u can beat it you can lern to alter what it does dont larf it can be done. I practicd for many hrs on 1 cent machins
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Old 23rd June 2003, 10:58 AM
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With all due respect Hay Chee your post is illogical.

QUOTE: "when a trainer has two runers in a race the ruffie wins"

You have contradicted yourself. You have clearly given a method, based on your reasoning, that wins at the races. But you are telling us not to bet on the horses. Instead to learn your "visulisation" to of all things beat the pokies.

As for your "visulisation" have you thought about trying it on spelling and punctuation or doesn't it work on that?

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Old 23rd June 2003, 12:49 PM
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As a Club worker in the Western suburbs of Sydney some 30 years ago,I had to do a course on the workings of poker machines,as part of my job entailed fixing jammed machines,paying jackpots,etc.on certain shifts.Depending on your age you may not have seen one of those old"one armed bandits."When you opened the machine and slid the "guts " forward,there was a screw underneath which could be either advanced or retarded to set the percentage of pays that machine would cough up.I can tell you that very few were advanced!Just enough so that other players could see that someone was winning,which would encourage them to keep playing,thinking it was there turn next!There was an infamous "Syndicate"of about 5 guys who learnt how to "walk"the reels by counting the clicks as they manipulated the handle they were pulling.I was fortunate to meet one of these guys at a Club I was working in,as he used to drink there,but was banned from playing the pokies.One night after the Club was closed and we were having staff drinks(he was still there having with the boss)the boss armed with a container of 20 cent coins,and as we watched in amazement he pulled up the major jackpot in 62 seconds!It was 7777,by manipulating the handle,he got a 7 on the first wheel,then "froze"that wheel until he got the second one,and so on until he had all four!As with all forms of gambling,greed took over,and once these guys started winning too often wherever they went,they gradually got barred everywhere they went.They even went to L.A.and won there too,but as with card counters at Blackjack,same story,barred again.That is the only time I have ever seen ANYONE beat the pokies.I saw guys lose their business,home and family through those stupid moronic things.With the advent of computerisation,I would suggest to you that it is ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to beat the machine these days.I really think you should consider posting under the nom de plume of Uri Geller,although he was exposed as a fraud too.But having said all that,and knowing full well that you will take no notice whatsoever because these machines have got you by the short and curlies,please don't stop posting,I get a laugh out of your posts.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 12:49 PM
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Altering poker machines through mind control...why didn't I think of that? Thanks for the tip Hay Chee.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 01:27 PM
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Hey Angel416,I lived at Wollongong at that time & remember it well,with some of us getting kicked out of a few of the clubs trying to get the "right"action on those ************ pokie levers,all I ever got from it was tennis elbow,thanks for the memories,It still brings a smile to the dial even now when I think back.Cheers Touchy.><> ><> ><>.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 01:53 PM
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i remember those machines. couldnt afford to play them though.
used to work in the postoffice in the eastern suburbs (sydney) saw a lot of guys lose their jobs over pokies.
one of their insidious methods of introduction of people to the machines was to target women as an "untapped gambling resource". same with many marketing techniques you know the chic smoker, the lollie alcohol drinks etc.
used to lunch at leagues clubs in those days for the cheap meals. couldnt get near a pokie for the ladies using them during the day time.
i know it is probably a bit rich a horse player condemning marketing techniques but the public needs protecting somewhere along the line. perhaps its too late.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 02:01 PM
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Nice one Hay Chee - let the cat out o'bag why dont ya :roll:

Microsoft Corp. announced Thursday that a beta release of Windows TP, the telepathic operating system, was released to 1,500 test sites worldwide.

Developed using the soon-to-be released Microsoft C for Neurons, Windows TP bypasses awkward user interfaces by interacting directly with the user's brain.

Using the Microsoft MindMouse, users can visualize images in their mind, and the application associated with that image (or "thought icon") is executed.

Users can visualize pictures to create Windows Bitmap images, or think text directly into Windows applications.

Windows TP is fully compatible with all previous versions of Windows.

Data stored under Windows TP can be copied into the user's short- term memory (the Windows TP Clipboard), or transferred directly into the user's long-term memory using Windows' new 32-bit Direct Neuron Access technology.

Users can then plug into other Windows TP systems to transfer the data.

Microsoft also announced the first application developed exclusively for Windows TP. CyberMail is a mental mail system designed to transfer messages by thought.

Users visualize the person or company logo they want to send a message to, followed by the message to send.

Microsoft has had a beta version of the application in use for several months.


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Old 23rd June 2003, 03:01 PM
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Old 23rd June 2003, 04:49 PM
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sandgroper echoes my sentiments.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 05:56 PM
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Hey Hay Chee,
Can we get together to earn some real money.
I will take you to the races,and Ill tell you which horse I am putting my money on and you can concentrate on it and will it to win.Within one month we will both be millionaires.

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