Something to wake you up
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into a truck. All are killed. on reaching the pearly gates (and because of their recent tragedy) God decides to grant them a wish.
God asks the first in line what is his wish
"I want to be beautiful" he says.
God grants his wish.
The second in line hears this and asks for the same. God grants his wish.
This continues down the line about half-way down the guy in last place starts laughing.
When there are only a couple left this guy is rolling around on the ground laughing his Ass off.
Finally he reaches God, and God asks him for his wish.
"Make 'em all ugly again!"

[ This Message was edited by: burnt_offering on 2003-09-27 09:51 ]

Heres a reply for you.....

and when all the men were all waiting in queue while god was handing out the you know whats :wink: the guy who was rolling around on the ground missed the line.....
:grin: