A rabbit visit’s the same café every night and orders a ham and cheese toastie, never alters.

One night the owner informs him that he has ran out of ham, but suggests a chicken and salad instead,…….the Bunny reluctantly agrees.

Anyway the next night he doesn’t show, nor the next, nor the next .
The sales person notices and says to his mate (half thinking aloud) I wonder what happened to the rabbit?

Suddenly! A loud haunting voice comes from somewhere in the sky, and says, er, I DIED,………the café owner drops a plate, but then recognises the voice, …. Again the voice said its me! I DIED,

The owner says but what did you die of?

The Bunny answered MIXING ME TOASTIES!

Good one Party.

Punter Pete come rushing through the door yelling excitedly to his wife "I just won the Lottery pack your bags"
His wife says "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains"
Punter Pete."I dont care just get out"

ok,, Darky, I won't pretend that I haven't heard that one but it's still funny,

I'm tired now but tomorrow I'll tell you a TRUE story about a horse called BLACK BULL

I don't get it

I'm from Melbourne.
I figure it musta lost something in the translation.

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Thanks Shaun.

I think it was funnier when I never understood it

AW! Mooeee, mixing me toasties, (Myxomatosis) SURELY????? cumon man

A inflatable jockey, a inflatable horse and a inflatable trainer go to the races.
The horse runs last.The inflatable jockey is so disgusted he sticks a pin in the horse ,argues with the inflatable trainer and sticks a pin in him.
The jockey fronts up to the stewards where he sticks a pin in himself.
The stewards said "not only have you let the trainer and horse down but you,ve let yourself down as well"