Have a safe, happy, enjoyable and profitable Easter holidays everyone.

I am off to Oakbank - great party.

Thanks Redcraze. Ditto to you and other forum members.

Would like to echo the sentiments of Redcraze and Betty Boop. Have an enjoyable and safe weekend all.

Cheers,
Cosmo

A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit.

The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Chocolate, too. The driver, being a sensitive man - as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colourful bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car booth and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and chocolate, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road.

Fifty yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped on down the road another fifty yards, turned around, waved, hopped another fifty yards, turned around, and waved again!!!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?"



The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said, "Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." :lol:


Easter can mean different things to different people.

A time to be sad, a time to reflect, a time to rejoice. A safe & productive Easter to all the Forum Folk, whatever your choice :wink:


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[ This Message was edited by: Paddy on 2003-04-18 06:24 ]

Funny joke Paddy :lol:

Echo the sentiments of Redcraze, Betty Boop, Cosmo and Paddy - to all forum members and Management. :smile:

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Sandgroper :smile:

[ This Message was edited by: Sandgroper on 2003-04-18 13:08 ]