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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. > > The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. > > The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jees, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." > > "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. > :smile: |
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I like it kenchar :lol: :lol:
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By the way....
It worked for me :lol:
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Good one!
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