LOL Syllabus23
A darn good reason to buy a mutt, an affectionate scolding every time the missus is annoyed and all is harmonious again.
My theory is that it is the high evaporation rate of ammonia, trapped under that particularly hot area of the female body it just vapourizes and ends up as condensation on the toilet floor....well, it might get you out of some trouble till you select a mutt, it did me. I think she liked the "hot" part of the theory!