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Old 4th February 2008, 12:21 PM
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Buy a very large pipe and smoke rolled up hundred dollars bills
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Old 4th February 2008, 01:08 PM
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I would call my incredible method (complete with the "never before used form factor" Partypoopers Punting Magic (PPM for short) advertise it world wide especially in every TAB outlet, and to all the critics who ask "why sell it?", I would answer " Why not?"
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Old 4th February 2008, 01:28 PM
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Really?
We should go into publishing togther Partypooper.

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I would churn out twenty or thirty systems a year showing 461% POT and 916% POT and base it all on a month's results. How could you go wrong.

I'd supply no data, no past results, but make the offer as believable as possible, and glossy - oh so glossy. Then I'd send countless spam emails out from the desk of the Chairman saying you only have 3 days left to purchase, because if you miss out we'll never have to tell you how badly it went.
If you buy it, I'd have their emal address to say how that one didn't work, but we have the next one we promise will work.

And I'd do it over and over and over for twenty plus years.

Glad nobody else thought of doing it before me

If one, just one of those systems worked, customers wouldn't have to buy a system ever again. Glad none of them do, or I'd be out of business.
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Now with over 420,000 Metropolitan, Provincial and Country races!
http://www.propun.com.au/horse_raci...ng_systems.html
*RaceCensus now updated to 30/06/2025
Video overview of RaceCensus here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W821YP_b0Pg

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Old 4th February 2008, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrome Prince
Really?
We should go into publishing togther Partypooper.

[turn sarcasm on]
I would churn out twenty or thirty systems a year showing 461% POT and 916% POT and base it all on a month's results. How could you go wrong.

I'd supply no data, no past results, but make the offer as believable as possible, and glossy - oh so glossy. Then I'd send countless spam emails out from the desk of the Chairman saying you only have 3 days left to purchase, because if you miss out we'll never have to tell you how badly it went.
If you buy it, I'd have their emal address to say how that one didn't work, but we have the next one we promise will work.

And I'd do it over and over and over for twenty plus years.

Glad nobody else thought of doing it before me

If one, just one of those systems worked, customers wouldn't have to buy a system ever again. Glad none of them do, or I'd be out of business.
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It sounds very similar to a "P"articular "M"onthly "M"agazine
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Old 4th February 2008, 07:03 PM
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nah, nothn' to do with it, any similarity is Purely, Punters, Magination
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Old 4th February 2008, 08:05 PM
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Pretty Pressive Mate
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Old 4th February 2008, 08:18 PM
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No it's ...

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Old 4th February 2008, 10:52 PM
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sounds like someone is "P"artaking "P"roverbial "M"ickey to me!!! heheheh!

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Old 5th February 2008, 09:56 AM
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HAHAHA, where do we stop!
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Old 5th February 2008, 10:56 AM
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I was tempted to buy yet another system that will let you retire in comfort, and indulge your dreams. Soon to be released, you will be able to make over $46,000 in 2 years, which equates to $23,000 per annum, usiing $20 bets. I wondered why it would be sold so cheaply, but then realised that the seller, after getting about 200 clients, would be able to have such a huge bank he could make his bet $200, and rake in a quarter of a million annually, without any further increase in stake. Decided not to buy, as probably the price of the certainties would be too low.
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