Much appreciated one and all, me sides are hurting from laughing so much

Did you hear what ahppened to the Irish tap dancer?



He broke his leg in the sink!

One afternoon, Paddy met Mick, whom he hadn't seen for quiet some time.

After chatting for a while, Paddy asked Mick what he was doing with himself at the moment.

Mick told Paddy that he was studying at University College in Dublin.


"And what" asked Paddy, "be you studying?"

"Logic," replied Mick.

"What's Logic?" Paddy wanted to know.

"Well!" said Mick, "Do you have a goldfish?" Paddy: "I do!"

Mick: "So, you probably have the fish for your kid?!" Paddy: "That's right!"

Mick: "So... Having kids means your probably married!" Paddy: "That's right!"

Mick: "So being married means you're not a homosexual!" Paddy: "That's right!"


Mick explains that it was Logic that allowed him to figure all that out. The boys say goodbye and head off in different directions.


An hour later, Paddy meets his mate Seamus.

After a while Seamus asked Paddy if he had seen Mick around.

Paddy explains that he met Mick only an hour before.

Seamus says, "And what's old Mick doing with himself?"

Paddy replies "He's studying Logic at the University."

Seamus: "And what's Logic?"

Paddy: "Let me explain....Do you have a goldfish?"

Seamus: "I do!"

Paddy: "So you're not a homosexual then!"


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