Your answer only confuses me Darky.
I don't class your methods as Professional , and about as far from logical as is possible.

But if you say they are , then I must be mistaken , because they are your methods, and surely you would know best.

I best get back to my own methods before I lose my mind even more.

""" [QUOTE=moeee]Your answer only confuses me Darky.
I don't class your methods as Professional , and about as far from logical as is possible. """

mooee my old mate, I think you might like to look at some of HRH darkygod2002 (the dyslexic vers.) old posts and you might change your mind. Methinks the DD has got the odd braincell still active and the recall chugging along. Thing is you cannot keep regurgitating the same old, same old. It might interest you to note that I have read every post on the really good site so I know what I'm talking about in reference to the RH darkestcanine02 ......

Betcha didn't even get to see the system of the decade ..... the 'R' system ?!

Bought the missus a new vacuum cleaner off ebay from the profits !!!!!!!

Ah the old "R" system Barny.
In the beginning it went beautifully for a fun system (designed in fun to tittilate the senses of Mooee and his mates).
In fact paid for my trip to Canada (Blimey ,Stone the Crows Kick the dunny down and all that)Alas fell in a hole as do all non rating based "systems"
A man got ta have a bit of fun in his life.

Gees a bloke my age is in bed by 6 PM and even there its no joy.
Today I was gonna bet Electronic Cross at Broome in the 6th) but I,ll be in bed at that time.

Ah well .When I,m gone hopefully "another " darky will come along to amuse the landed gentry eh.

I,m grooming Hilda BM to take my place.That Fraulein is a bundle of laughs and good gags.

Cheers
darky

Hey.Wonder whether I can introduce a bit of fun into this thread with the adventures of erry,Hilda,Uncle Dick and Aunt Dora along with some top class tips of course.
I could introduce Handbrake Harry,Bourding House Bob and a few other retrobates from NZ.

Hmm .Wonder if Neil would sanction it.Nothing close to the bone to annoy anyone and no one targeted.
Just good old Aussie humour from a bloke whose knocked around a bit and seen life in all its glory.

Up to you neil.

Cheers
darky

''erry' is a interesting character.The first time I met him was 1968 at the Argent Hotel in Broken Hill.Used to be a shearers pub back then.
Came in the swing back doors carrying a sheet of galvanized Iron and a stick (Big smile on his face)
"What are you so happy I said.
Erry."just back from the Divorce Court.She got the kids but I got the house"
Who couldnt love a bloke like that.
Been my financial advisor ever since..
darky

So, did you hear the one about the bloke that came home with a sheep under his arm, (maybe he was a Kiwi Dunno) anyway he says this is the Pig that I make love to "every" time you refuse......... the wife says : you idiot THATS not a Pig its a Sheep!!!!!!

HE says, I wasn't ************ talking to you!!!!!

Good one Party.

Sounds like one of those Broken Hill shearers I used to know.

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