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Old 6th June 2010, 05:18 PM
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A rabbit visit’s the same café every night and orders a ham and cheese toastie, never alters.

One night the owner informs him that he has ran out of ham, but suggests a chicken and salad instead,…….the Bunny reluctantly agrees.

Anyway the next night he doesn’t show, nor the next, nor the next .
The sales person notices and says to his mate (half thinking aloud) I wonder what happened to the rabbit?

Suddenly! A loud haunting voice comes from somewhere in the sky, and says, er, I DIED,………the café owner drops a plate, but then recognises the voice, …. Again the voice said its me! I DIED,

The owner says but what did you die of?

The Bunny answered MIXING ME TOASTIES!
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Old 6th June 2010, 09:20 PM
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Good one Party.

Punter Pete come rushing through the door yelling excitedly to his wife "I just won the Lottery pack your bags"
His wife says "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains"
Punter Pete."I dont care just get out"
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Old 6th June 2010, 10:51 PM
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ok,, Darky, I won't pretend that I haven't heard that one but it's still funny,

I'm tired now but tomorrow I'll tell you a TRUE story about a horse called BLACK BULL
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Old 11th June 2010, 02:12 PM
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The Bunny answered MIXING ME TOASTIES!


I don't get it

I'm from Melbourne.
I figure it musta lost something in the translation.
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Old 11th June 2010, 02:41 PM
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From Google
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Myxomatosis (sometimes shortened to "myxi" or "myxo") is a disease which affects rabbits and is caused by the Myxoma virus. First observed in Uruguay in the late 1800s, it was introduced illegally into Egypt in 1842, and as a result, spread throughout the rest of Africa. It was introduced into Australia in 1950 in an attempt to control the rabbit infestation and population (See: Rabbits in Australia). It was also introduced in the UK to try to reduce the rabbit population after World War II.
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Old 12th June 2010, 07:49 PM
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Thanks Shaun.

I think it was funnier when I never understood it
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Old 12th June 2010, 10:10 PM
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AW! Mooeee, mixing me toasties, (Myxomatosis) SURELY????? cumon man
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Old 21st June 2010, 02:11 PM
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A inflatable jockey, a inflatable horse and a inflatable trainer go to the races.
The horse runs last.The inflatable jockey is so disgusted he sticks a pin in the horse ,argues with the inflatable trainer and sticks a pin in him.
The jockey fronts up to the stewards where he sticks a pin in himself.
The stewards said "not only have you let the trainer and horse down but you,ve let yourself down as well"
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