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Old 12th September 2017, 05:22 PM
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Default My crystal Ball

I've gazed into the depths of my crystal ball, peered through the mists of mystery and.......

Belmont R2 Mircale Man
Morn R8 Motown Lil

and a tall dark stranger is on his way, hahaha.



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Old 12th September 2017, 08:27 PM
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I'll keep an eye on them
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Old 13th September 2017, 04:13 PM
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I've gazed into the depths of my crystal ball, peered through the mists of mystery and.......

Belmont R2 Mircale Man
Morn R8 Motown Lil

and a tall dark stranger is on his way, hahaha.



Gotta have a larf, eh?




Miracle Man beaten by a nose and Motown Lil unplaced.

It seems the old ball is a bit dusty, I'll give it a polish and try again
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Old 13th September 2017, 04:43 PM
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Crystal ball polished, check
gypsy music playing, check
wind blowing through the trees, check
small round table with purple table cloth, check
silver coin crossed palm, check

now to peer into the depths, concentrate to see through the fog into tomorrow.......

Bendigo R4#4 Bonus D'Oro

Northam R8#6 Magic Mint (E/W)

Now leave me darlings, I'm exhausted.
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Old 14th September 2017, 06:42 PM
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So, that didn't turn out very well. Back to the drawing board
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Old 14th September 2017, 07:57 PM
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So, that didn't turn out very well. Back to the drawing board


Get a new crystal ball
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Old 15th September 2017, 05:22 AM
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Get a new crystal ball


Well I do have two crystal balls, makes me walk a bit funny though.
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Old 7th November 2017, 09:46 AM
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Yesterday I got my crystal ball back, just in time for the cup.
I had sent it off to a small country in northern Europe, who specialise in these sort of things.
Anyway I had it cleaned, polished and calibrated.

As I said it came back yesterday, so this morning I gave it a test run. It worked beautifully, giving me race numbers and winners without hesitation. I really thought I was in the money. I could pick all the winners for today. Then I felt a little uneasy, something wasn't quite right.

So I did a quick test and would you beleive it????

The silly so and so's only set it back to front!!!

Now it gives me the past winners.......sigh


Hartnell for the cup, he's an old favourite of mine.


Good luck everyone

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Old 7th November 2017, 10:42 AM
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The Hat and Dartboard always work for me in the MC.

Although I didn,t tip it I have sent a special Prayer up for Kathy O.Hara on Single Gaze who one hopes can do a Michelle Payne.

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Old 17th November 2017, 05:15 PM
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Okay, now try not to laugh too hard......sigh.

I sent me crystal ball off to Holland for a bit of specialist work. As you can guess it came back speaking Dutch!

Moonee Valley tonight,

Dutch these:

R1 # 5,10,12
R2# 2,7,9
R3# none
R4# 3,7, but I wouldn't
R5# 2,9,12
R6# 8,10,11
R7# 1,11,12,14
R8# 5,7,10

This is just a trial and I haven't checked the odd, so may not be able to dutch all of them to profit.

I'm only having a very small amount on them.

Cheers,

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