Nice Michaelg, have not heard that one !

Little jonny, sitting in class monday morning! (at the back corner near the window)

Teacher comes in and asks the little ones what they did on the weekend.

"little mary, what did you do on the weekend"? teacher asks,
"well,....miss, my family went on a picnic to the beach and we made sand houses"
Very nice the teacher replys, but thats sand castles,... now anyone else?
little johny with his arm stretched as high as it could go,...no the teacher tinks,...he is a shocker,..ill pick someone else.

"little sammy, what did you do"?
"well miss, my family went to the snow for the weekend and made snow men and had lots of fun"
very nice sammy, but thats snow people, (politically correct)
this goes on until no one left except for Johny


"well,...i guess its your turn Johny, what did you do"?

"we did go down to the river, we did do stick fire crackers up the frogs ************ and did blow the ********** out of em!"

"well, johny,...thats,...um,.....well,.......reckum !"

Johny,......sure did miss, .....frog bits everywhere !