PADDY'S PENULTIMATE PLUNGES
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 9th 2002

Selections in tab no. order.

Ascot – (1) Finito, (2) Corporate Bruce & (15) Hardrada

Doomben – (3) Hirschberg, (4) Winsted & (6) Desk Top Lover

Flemington – (7) Piachay, (9) Makybe Diva & (14) Old Tawny

Morphettville – (2) Ken Cheval, (4) Intrepid Astronaut & (9) Hand Pass

Randwick – (2) Majestic Fiesta, (4) Shy Hero & (8) Minelli

Smile! It improves your face value.

:grin::

Paddy, the first-ever Irish astronaut is on a mission to the Mars.

With him on the flight is a monkey.

Just before they’re loaded on board the rocket, the flight commander gives each an envelope containing instructions for when they land.

Finally the big day comes, after many months in space, they land on Mars.

The monkey opens his instructions which read:
“Unpack special robotic arm, assemble remotely controlled lunar vehicle. Deploy vehicle across Mars surface and collect four different types of mineral samples. Identify and label each sample and place in special airtight container for transportation back to Earth”.


Paddy then opens his envelope which reads:



“Feed the monkey!”

:lol:

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Ta me go maith