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Old 23rd April 2007, 12:38 PM
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Default Thought for the day

Last night I played a blank CD full blast and the mime next door
went nuts.

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Old 23rd April 2007, 02:10 PM
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Talking

You can't blame him/her because a noise annoys.
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Old 24th April 2007, 12:18 PM
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If a person with multiple personalities threatened to commit suicide
would it be considered a hostage situation?
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Old 25th April 2007, 10:59 AM
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Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
in it.
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Old 25th April 2007, 11:29 AM
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You feelin' ok there Chrome?
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Old 25th April 2007, 06:31 PM
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
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Old 26th April 2007, 09:06 AM
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After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
of the water?
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Old 27th April 2007, 12:06 PM
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Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
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Old 27th April 2007, 04:50 PM
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Peterpan,

well said from the boy who never grew up.

Chrome,if they are bugging you so much,

eliminate the personalities you don't like.
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Old 27th April 2007, 04:58 PM
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I love these things

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

We are all part of the ultimate statistic. ten out of ten die.

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