Last night I played a blank CD full blast and the mime next door
went nuts.

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You can't blame him/her because a noise annoys.

Where DID the Seedless Gape come from ?


Why is it.
That The Miss Universe Competition is always won by someone from Earth.

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OM SHARNTEE

Why is it.
That The Miss Universe Competition is always won by someone from Earth.

Cheers
OM SHARNTEE[/QUOTE]Anyone who thinks that a twelve month stint armed with a waspish waistline, tight glutes and decottelage topped of with a sash and tiara are going to bring World Peace and an end to Starvation is NOT from this planet OM!
They just say they are.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. At all.

Who can figure them out?
They paint themselves,, squeeze out offspring the size of watermelon through a tiny tender little aperture, get holes punched through their tender flesh, lips, earlobes, noses, eyebrows,navels and even more tender lips, get stabbed millions of times with needles to paint designs on their flesh and all to look more attractive.......but let ONE tiny cute little mouse runs across their foot ......

If a person with multiple personalities threatened to commit suicide
would it be considered a hostage situation?

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Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
in it.

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You feelin' ok there Chrome?

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.