Irish Toast
John O'reilly hoisted his glass and said"here's to spendin' the rest of me life between the legs of me wife."That won him the top prize for the toast of the night.He went and told his wife Mary"I won the toast of the night prize tonight."Mary said"Aye,and what was your toast?"John said"heres to spendin'the rest of me life sitting in Church next to me wife." "Oh,that's very nice indeed John,"said Mary.The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street.The man chuckled leeringly and said"John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary." Mary said"Aye,I was a bit surprised me self,you know he's only been there twice.Once he fell asleep,and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"